Dirty Pillows. Duuuur-tie Pie-lows. Those guys. Thems two. The two of thems.

What can be said about them that hasn’t already been said? Sure, we could go on and on about Jeff’s drum mastery, and how Alex’s guitar skills make other musicians hate him; but why? The truth is, there are more tantalizing facts about them both that you might want to know.

Everyone knows their knife-sharp, power-pop, garage sound, but few know the lascivious shenanigans they get into when not playing music.

And yes, they always deliver on stage. They’ve got that fat and fast drum sound, rounded off with an icy cool rhythm coming out of a Fender Twin via a Jazzmaster; but you know all that, you wanna know the “dirty” in the Dirty Pillows, don’t ya?

Yeah, sure, Jeff got busy with Betty’s Love Child, Bodies in the Basement, and The Entertainment Committee, before he hooked up with Alex. And yeah, Alex had his time with Blood on the Tracks; but that’s not what you wanna hear about, right? So, let’s get into the shocking reality of these two vagabonds. Let’s get right to it.

‘Cuz you want to know, don’t ya? You wanna know more than the fact that these guys write and play great pop music. Good, because what you’re about to learn about the Dirty Pillows is nothing less than shocking, disturbing, and frankly…a little dirty.

Don’t ask how we got this info; our sources are strictly confidential. Let’s just say that after they completed their last recording of danceable and whitty tunes, we hooked up with one of their “victims.”

Yeah, it’s that juicy. It’s so shocking it might give you nightmares about Jeff’s drums and Alex’s guitar and vocals…for the rest of your life. Let’s just say, the good time you had at their last show might be changed forever. These secrets are not for the faint of heart. Actually, the acts of these two are not safe for anyone with any heart at all. Don’t let their catchy tunes fool you! These guys are pure insanity!

 

Are you ready? Here we go; here are the facts:

 

 

Hopefully, none of that got censored. I just hope the FBI catches up with these sick bastards before anyone else gets hurt.

 

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